2026 · Week 1
La Banda De Pandas vs Teutonic Titans — Week 1 Recap
La Banda De Pandas (Alex) throttled the Teutonic Titans (Veit) 127.36 to 102.7, a 24.66-point margin in Week 1. Alex's squad blew past its 107.77 projection by…
Armadildos vs Arctic Sheepshaggers — Week 1 Recap
Armadildos (Sebastian) throttled the Arctic Sheepshaggers (Thomas), 115.82 to 82.36, a margin of 33.46. Sebastian's squad actually outkicked its coverage a…
Salami Tsunami vs The Wildfire Infernos — Week 1 Recap
Salami Tsunami (Dennis) throttled The Wildfire Infernos (Rasmus) 128.86 to 92.62, a margin of 36.24. Dennis blew past his 111.73 projection to actually total…
Dustin's Lobos vs Boyz II Men: Back-On-Top — Week 1 Recap
Boyz II Men: Back-On-Top puts one in the win column, beating Dustin's Lobos 101.9 to 87.04, a 14.86-point margin. Kasper's squad actually undershot its own…
Dilly Dilly vs Espresso Mar'TDs — Week 1 Recap
Espresso Mar'TDs (Mikkel) throttled Dilly Dilly (Morten), 148.96 to 129.44, a margin of 19.52. Both sides actually beat their numbers on paper — Dilly Dilly…
La Banda De Pandas vs Teutonic Titans — Week 1 Preview
The projections have this one close: 107.77 for La Banda De Pandas against 110.97 for the Teutonic Titans, with the spread sitting at -3.2 in Veit's favor.…
Armadildos vs Arctic Sheepshaggers — Week 1 Preview
Week 1 and everybody's clean — both sides sit at 0-0 with 0 points for on the books, so there's no record to argue with yet, only the math. The Armadildos…
Salami Tsunami vs The Wildfire Infernos — Week 1 Preview
Rasmus's Infernos come in projected for 114.25, while Dennis's Salami Tsunami sit at 111.73, putting this at a -2.52 spread in the away team's favor. Both…
Germarican Wily Wieners vs The HenDawgs — Week 1 Preview
Week 1, and the projections have this one tight: 112.68 for The HenDawgs against 110.19 for the Germarican Wily Wieners, with the spread sitting at -2.49 in…
Dustin's Lobos vs Boyz II Men: Back-On-Top — Week 1 Preview
Dustin's Lobos project for 113.05 points, Boyz II Men: Back-On-Top for 109.83, putting the spread at 3.22 in the Lobos' favor. Both teams sit at 0-0, so…
Dilly Dilly vs Espresso Mar'TDs — Week 1 Preview
Dilly Dilly comes in projected at 113.22, Espresso Mar'TDs at 105.37, putting the spread at 7.85 in Morten's favor. Both squads sit at 0-0 since this is the…