2026 · Week 1
La Banda De Pandas vs Teutonic Titans — Week 1 Recap
La Banda De Pandas throttled the Teutonic Titans 127.36 - 102.7, a 24.66-point margin that wasn't particularly close at any point once the numbers settled.…
Armadildos vs Arctic Sheepshaggers — Week 1 Recap
Armadildos closed the week at 115.82, Arctic Sheepshaggers finished at 82.36, a 33.46 point margin. Sebastian's squad barely nudged over its number, actual…
Salami Tsunami vs The Wildfire Infernos — Week 1 Recap
Salami Tsunami (Dennis) put up 128.86 against The Wildfire Infernos' 92.62, a 36.24-point margin. Dennis blew past his projection of 111.73, while Rasmus fell…
Germarican Wily Wieners vs The HenDawgs — Week 1 Recap
Final score: Germarican Wily Wieners 123.66, The HenDawgs 106.16. Chris's squad wins by 17.5. Chris blew past his own projection of 110.19 to land at 123.66,…
Dustin's Lobos vs Boyz II Men: Back-On-Top — Week 1 Recap
Dustin's Lobos fell to Boyz II Men: Back-On-Top, 87.04 - 101.9, a margin of 14.86. Both sides actually undershot their projections — Dustin's Lobos were…
Dilly Dilly vs Espresso Mar'TDs — Week 1 Recap
Espresso Mar'TDs walked out of Week 1 with a 148.96 to 129.44 win over Dilly Dilly, a 19.52-point margin. Mikkel's squad blew past its own 105.37 projection by…
La Banda De Pandas vs Teutonic Titans — Week 1 Preview
The projections have this one close: 107.77 for La Banda De Pandas against 110.97 for the Teutonic Titans, with the spread sitting at -3.2 in Veit's favor.…
Armadildos vs Arctic Sheepshaggers — Week 1 Preview
Week 1 and everybody's clean — both sides sit at 0-0 with 0 points for on the books, so there's no record to argue with yet, only the math. The Armadildos…
Salami Tsunami vs The Wildfire Infernos — Week 1 Preview
Rasmus's Infernos come in projected for 114.25, while Dennis's Salami Tsunami sit at 111.73, putting this at a -2.52 spread in the away team's favor. Both…
Germarican Wily Wieners vs The HenDawgs — Week 1 Preview
Week 1, and the projections have this one tight: 112.68 for The HenDawgs against 110.19 for the Germarican Wily Wieners, with the spread sitting at -2.49 in…
Dustin's Lobos vs Boyz II Men: Back-On-Top — Week 1 Preview
Dustin's Lobos project for 113.05 points, Boyz II Men: Back-On-Top for 109.83, putting the spread at 3.22 in the Lobos' favor. Both teams sit at 0-0, so…
Dilly Dilly vs Espresso Mar'TDs — Week 1 Preview
Dilly Dilly comes in projected at 113.22, Espresso Mar'TDs at 105.37, putting the spread at 7.85 in Morten's favor. Both squads sit at 0-0 since this is the…