2026 · Week 3
Salami Tsunami vs Arctic Sheepshaggers — Week 3 Recap
Salami Tsunami throttled Arctic Sheepshaggers 129.96 to 76.44, a 53.52 blowout. Dennis's squad blew past its 113.12 projection to land at 129.96, while…
Germarican Wily Wieners vs La Banda De Pandas — Week 3 Recap
Chris's Germarican Wily Wieners put up 121.7 against La Banda De Pandas' 102.14, a 19.56-point win. Chris blew past his projection of 102.72, while Alex's…
Boyz II Men: Back-On-Top vs Teutonic Titans — Week 3 Recap
Teutonic Titans put up 105.84 against a projection of 106.53 — about as close to on-script as a fantasy team gets. Boyz II Men: Back-On-Top, meanwhile,…
Dilly Dilly vs Armadildos — Week 3 Recap
Dilly Dilly (Morten) beat Armadildos (Sebastian) 106.68 - 71.66, a 35.02-point margin that got uglier as the week went on. Neither side hit its number:…
Dustin's Lobos vs The Wildfire Infernos — Week 3 Recap
Dustin's Lobos fell to The Wildfire Infernos, 88.48 to 117.02, a 28.54-point margin. Dustin's squad didn't just lose, it underperformed — his 88.48 actual came…
Espresso Mar'TDs vs The HenDawgs — Week 3 Recap
Final score: 93.34 (Espresso Mar'TDs) to 159.14 (The HenDawgs), a 65.8-point rout that isn't close on paper or in practice. Mikkel's side missed its own…
Salami Tsunami vs Arctic Sheepshaggers — Week 3 Preview
Salami Tsunami comes in projected for 113.16, Arctic Sheepshaggers for 98.38, which puts the spread at 14.78 in Dennis's favor. That lines up fine with the…
Germarican Wily Wieners vs La Banda De Pandas — Week 3 Preview
This one's about as close as it gets on paper. La Banda De Pandas project to 103.76, Germarican Wily Wieners project to 101.99, and that puts the spread at…
Boyz II Men: Back-On-Top vs Teutonic Titans — Week 3 Preview
The projections have this one closer than a nightstand lamp — Boyz II Men: Back-On-Top come in at 104.41, Teutonic Titans at 106.26, a spread of -1.85 favoring…
Dilly Dilly vs Armadildos — Week 3 Preview
Dilly Dilly projects for 119.08, Armadildos sit at 103.68, and that spreads out to a 15.4-point edge for Morten's squad. Here's the disconnect worth flagging:…
Dustin's Lobos vs The Wildfire Infernos — Week 3 Preview
This projection is basically a rounding error dressed up as a matchup. Dustin's Lobos are projected for 109.97, The Wildfire Infernos for 110.12 — a spread of…
Espresso Mar'TDs vs The HenDawgs — Week 3 Preview
Peter's HenDawgs come in projected for 118.07, while Mikkel's Espresso Mar'TDs sit at 112.86. That puts the spread at -5.21 in the home column, meaning the…